and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls
then i saw them again
making the absolute best out of a bad situation
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
wow this is actually all i want in life
Can we all appreciate this for a moment? I think I won the Internet with this last night.
And yes, posting this was completely necessary.
Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.
Second time reblogged. forever reblogging.
I reblog this every time I come across it.
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
making my way downtown
still making my way downtown
downtown is farther than originally thought
seriously though did someone move downtown
maybe i should’ve taken the bus
Day 512: finally made it downtown
damn , the mall is closed .
making my way back uptown
I’m done with this website